my first act of fact

This is me at my secret pentagon office shortly after covertly defeating the entire Russian occupancy and liberating Georgia and all of eastern Europe forever. Peace and Victory.This is a model of the gun I used. I value irony.

get your anti-facts straight!!!

Most folks blog to tell the world about themselves, their point of view, and way of life. I am here to do the opposite, well almost. I am going to show and tell you about my life, but not my real life. This is the life I want you to believe I am having. This blog is about the reality that I define and you will accept. The operative word is "will" I do have mind control powers. And that, my friends, is an anti-fact... or is it?